jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

i got 4 hours of sleep last night. i’m out til like 7pm ok peace

witchescanberight:

what is this #womancrushwednesday bullshit I have crushes on women every day

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek

godsandlittlefishes:

we could try renaming romeo and juliet “mercutio laughing at all these goddamn straight people” and see if anyone notices