18 // f // ca

i'm always one day away from feeling okay.

maggie, mags, magazine, margarine, maggs, mag dog and whatever other name you can think of.

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Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused



it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

Oh my god I’m so sorry non-Americans, I didn’t even realize. 


my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

AUs to consider for your OTP


- The Great Box Fort Disaster of ‘98

- Making a LOTR student fan film because their friends are fucking nerds and they have to play Gimli and Legolas

-alien abduction love story

-on an episode of I Shouldnt Be Alive

-extremely intense middle school bus rap battle


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u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones


god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;


baras??? nah they’re so dumb they’re— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of baras spill out of jacket] w-what a stupid idea i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of baras scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel


q:-/ (me being dubious with a snapback on)